Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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