we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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