I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
