Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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