i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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