i don't plan on having that self control this summer
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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