For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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