I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
There was a lot of him and a little penis
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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