Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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