I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
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