they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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