just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I just blew my weed a kiss
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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