are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
I wish you could order shots online.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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