we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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