just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
A bitchslap is in order.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
