what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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