I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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