I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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