Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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