Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
