we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Randomize
