You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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