I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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