Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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