they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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