My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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