My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
