I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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