God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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