so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Who did Billy Mays play for?
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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