David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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