Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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