walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm both gender and math confused
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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