Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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