Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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