I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I want to be your penis for a week.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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