Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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