Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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