How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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