You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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