Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
The air taste purple.
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