How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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