He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
