i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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