It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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