She announced her abortion via fbk
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I wear drunk well.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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