Me too!
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Welp...herpes.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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