How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
