So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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