quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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