Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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