LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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