you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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