I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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